July 2026: Manifesto of a Whimsical Menace

To be more whimsical.


To be more intentional with my whimsy.


To do more fun, hilarious things that make my local boring adults roll their eyes.


To be an absolute menace to society without ever facing legal implications, because a true menace plans ahead and does their research.


To become an extreme eyesore to every local boring adult while simultaneously becoming an absolute legend to children under five.


To applaud myself for my own mess-ups because the general public would find that insufferable.
Because life is too short to be normal.


Be concerning. đź’›

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