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The Week I Became Convinced I Was Turning Into a Werewolf
The past few days have been weird. Not regular sick-person weird. Not “I have a fever and need some rest” weird. The kind of weird that makes you seriously consider supernatural explanations. It started on a day that was supposed to be nice. I had taken work from home because it was my parents’ anniversary.…
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The Shreyalogy Manifesto: Justice for Babies at Last
I may not know what I’m doing with my life right now, but I do know for sure that one day I’ll be a dictator. And that day, the evil kingdom of adults is destined to fall. Did you throw cheese slice at your baby for laughs? EXECUTED. Did you show your baby your plate…
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6 Reasons Babies Would Be Excellent Serial Killers
Society has spent centuries making one catastrophic mistake. We have collectively decided that babies are harmless. Why? Because they’re small. Because they’re cute. Because they occasionally fall over while attempting to stand. Apparently that’s all the evidence humanity needs. Well, as one of the world’s leading experts in both babies and making things up, I…
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The Dumbest Ways Serial Killers Got Themselves Caught — Part 2
As discussed yesterday, being a serial killer is bad. Like, really bad. One of the worst career choices available, right up there with “guy who tests whether electrical outlets work by sticking forks into them.” But as we also established yesterday, there’s something worse than being a serial killer. Being a stupid serial killer. Because…
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The Dumbest Ways Serial Killers Got Themselves Caught
Being a serial killer is bad. Like really, really bad. One of the worst career options if you ask me. But you know what’s worse? Being an idiot serial killer. And I mean honestly, the job of a serial killer requires a lot. A lot of brains. A lot of willpower. A hell of a…
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The Bystander Effect: Why Humans Are Wired to Watch and Do Nothing
Let me tell you something deeply uncomfortable about human beings. We are social creatures. We evolved in groups. We survived because we looked out for each other. We built civilizations, wrote poetry about love, and cry at puppy videos. And yet — put enough of us in a room, and we will watch someone suffer…
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