I may not know what I’m doing with my life right now, but I do know for sure that one day I’ll be a dictator. And that day, the evil kingdom of adults is destined to fall.
Did you throw cheese slice at your baby for laughs? EXECUTED.
Did you show your baby your plate and immediately withdrew it when the poor innocent soul reached out to grab your food? EXECUTED.
Do you hate baby shark? EXECUTED.
Because you see, adults are evil. They look at these tiny balls of innocence and think aww so harmless… Let me take advantage of it.
Not on my watch. You’re all going to hell. But before that, I’ll make sure hell comes to you here on earth.
Parents that trick their baby that they’re all going out for fun and then take them to the injection doctor?
Baby doctors who could invent better ways to achieve what an injection does but they never do because the victim is a voiceless rasgulla unaware of the evil surrounding it?
It all ends. The future of the world (babies) is in my hands now. I will make all of the evil adults pay with their blood sweat and tears. Shreyalogy empire shall rise. And we will take down the negative forces of the world.
Wait and watch. We ride at whenever my baby says.
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