Tag: social commentary
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The Shreyalogy Manifesto: Justice for Babies at Last
I may not know what I’m doing with my life right now, but I do know for sure that one day I’ll be a dictator. And that day, the evil kingdom of adults is destined to fall. Did you throw cheese slice at your baby for laughs? EXECUTED. Did you show your baby your plate…
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Funny Things I’ve Said Recently That Sound Horrible Out of Context
Look, I get it, I’m a little self-obsessed, but honestly, who wouldn’t be? Keep yourself in my shoes and you’d know how hard it is not to be a fan. Because tell me why I use about 0B of my brain before speaking and somehow everything that comes out of my mouth is sitcom-worthy. I’m…
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The Fear of False Accusations and Why Society No Longer Trusts Anyone
The Fear of False Accusations For every recurring criminal issue in society, there’s always one common counterpoint — false accusations. And honestly, it’s true. False accusations weaken the argument because what’s worse than being blamed for a crime? Getting blamed for a crime you didn’t even commit. As a woman, let’s take a few examples…
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Luis Garavito Case: The Man Who Wasn’t Just a Monster — A System Failure
Let’s get one thing straight. I have a type. I like learning about crimes and I absolutely love serial killer stories because there’s absolutely no explanation for them. Not from science, and definitely not from God. Serial killers really just walk in and destroy the world’s biggest belief systems by simply existing. And for this…
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The Honest Dictionary: Words the Way They Actually Work
Language is fascinating. Over centuries, humans have carefully built a vocabulary to describe the world around us. Words were polished, definitions were refined, and meanings were made to sound respectable. Unfortunately, reality did not cooperate. So here is a small attempt to fix that problem. This is The Honest Dictionary — where words are defined…
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The Untouchable Class: Why Babies Get Away With Everything — And Why the Government Must Intervene
Every functioning society operates on accountability. We create laws, ethics, and social expectations to regulate behavior. Adults are corrected, criticized, and held responsible for their actions. Except for one group. Babies. Babies currently exist outside every legal, moral, and social framework known to humanity. They scream without consequence, manipulate emotions freely, redistribute affection without warning,…
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When Wedding Traditions Meet Patriarchy: A Second-Hand Rant I Wasn’t Prepared For
I didn’t even attend the wedding. That’s the best part. I had just come back from work and was done with my snacks. I chose to skip dinner but I wanted to sit with my parents while they had theirs. So I did. I was just existing near them at the dining table when my…