Tag: millennial humor
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Funny Things I’ve Said Recently That Sound Horrible Out of Context
Look, I get it, I’m a little self-obsessed, but honestly, who wouldn’t be? Keep yourself in my shoes and you’d know how hard it is not to be a fan. Because tell me why I use about 0B of my brain before speaking and somehow everything that comes out of my mouth is sitcom-worthy. I’m…
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Babies Are the Ultimate Marketing Geniuses — Here’s Why
Babies Have the Best Brand Marcomms Team in the World Let’s be honest—no brand, no agency, no billion-dollar marketing campaign has ever achieved what babies achieve effortlessly. Babies don’t market.Babies don’t sell.Babies don’t even know what a “target audience” is. And yet, they have a 100% emotional conversion rate. This isn’t luck. This is elite-level…
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The Untouchable Class: Why Babies Get Away With Everything — And Why the Government Must Intervene
Every functioning society operates on accountability. We create laws, ethics, and social expectations to regulate behavior. Adults are corrected, criticized, and held responsible for their actions. Except for one group. Babies. Babies currently exist outside every legal, moral, and social framework known to humanity. They scream without consequence, manipulate emotions freely, redistribute affection without warning,…
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My Favourite Genre of People: The Slightly Unhinged Ones
Who are your favorite people to be around? I have a type. Not romantically. Not aesthetically. Existentially. My favourite genre of people are the ones who are a little — to a lot — mad. Not “needs immediate psychiatric intervention” mad.Not “call the authorities” mad. But the beautifully chaotic, self-aware, slightly unhinged kind. The Ones…