Tag: Observational Humor
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Funny Things I’ve Said Recently That Sound Horrible Out of Context
Look, I get it, I’m a little self-obsessed, but honestly, who wouldn’t be? Keep yourself in my shoes and you’d know how hard it is not to be a fan. Because tell me why I use about 0B of my brain before speaking and somehow everything that comes out of my mouth is sitcom-worthy. I’m…
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The Untouchable Class: Why Babies Get Away With Everything — And Why the Government Must Intervene
Every functioning society operates on accountability. We create laws, ethics, and social expectations to regulate behavior. Adults are corrected, criticized, and held responsible for their actions. Except for one group. Babies. Babies currently exist outside every legal, moral, and social framework known to humanity. They scream without consequence, manipulate emotions freely, redistribute affection without warning,…