Tag: comedy
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The Shreyalogy Manifesto: Justice for Babies at Last
I may not know what I’m doing with my life right now, but I do know for sure that one day I’ll be a dictator. And that day, the evil kingdom of adults is destined to fall. Did you throw cheese slice at your baby for laughs? EXECUTED. Did you show your baby your plate…
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Funny Things I’ve Said Recently That Sound Horrible Out of Context
Look, I get it, I’m a little self-obsessed, but honestly, who wouldn’t be? Keep yourself in my shoes and you’d know how hard it is not to be a fan. Because tell me why I use about 0B of my brain before speaking and somehow everything that comes out of my mouth is sitcom-worthy. I’m…