Tag: Crime Humor
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6 Reasons Babies Would Be Excellent Serial Killers

Society has spent centuries making one catastrophic mistake. We have collectively decided that babies are harmless. Why? Because they’re small. Because they’re cute. Because they occasionally fall over while attempting to stand. Apparently that’s all the evidence humanity needs. Well, as one of the world’s leading experts in both babies and making things up, I…
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A True Crime Fan’s Complaint About Serial Killers

The World of Crime and All Things Evil Owes Me An Apology There’s very little a serial killer can do to, you know, disappoint you. This person is already a serial killer. They’ve already committed to one of the worst hobbies available to mankind. How much lower can we really go from there? What else…
